I, like almost the rest of the entire world, am on Facebook. And because of this, I often mentally dialogue my life in terms of status updates. Not that I actually write them 95% of the time - but they cross my mind.
Maja Neilson Russell: "Just changed the 10th diaper of the day and it's not even noon"
Maja Neilson Russell: "Wants to know why I wash all the dishes before I put them in the dishwasher..."
Maja Neilson Russell: "Got all the beds made today and think I am pretty awesome."
Maja Neilson Russell: "Although as grateful as I am that Paul got in, I periodically think med school is for the birds."
You get the idea.
But there has only been ONE status update that has been on my mind for the last 6 weeks:
Maja Neilson Russell: "Oh, Holy Barf."
Not that anyone has been doing it a lot around here, it is just all I want to do. Every. Single. Minute. Of. The. Day.
So yes. That is exactly what all of you are immediately wondering and WHY I couldn't put that as a Facebook status.
Russell #5 appearing early March 2011.
And while I am excited and scared to death, all I can really think about is Oh, Holy Barf.